With Spring here I decided to write about favorite riding follies. Having ridden since I was a little kid, I have seen all types of falls, spills, dumps and have been in a few myself. My best friend and I have been riding together for about 10 years now, the other day we got to talking about all the different times we have fallen off each others horses, or been on rides where we had to switch horses with others, or have seen others come off. We complied a list of the most memorable that could go on Funniest Home Videos. (Wish we had had a camera!)
Creek Diving
We went on a cattle round up a couple of months ago, a friends horse was being a twit, shaking his head, refusing to walk. I offered to switch, but she didn’t like the colt I was riding, so she switched with another friend. Part of moving cattle often involves crossing water. We crossed a creek, about 4 feet deep and 15 feet across. My friend rides the new horse up to the creek, he jumped in and sent her DIVING off into the water! It’s a long miserable ride, when your wet.
Side Ways Jumping
My best friend and I decide to go ride the two colts I was training. I had started them over fences and they were doing great, she wanted to practice as she was also learning, so we set up some little cross rails. She jumped the first, her saddle starting slipping, she jumped the second sitting sideways. The colt landed and off she went. He stopped and gave her the strangest look, no one had fallen off of him before!
Disappearing Horses
My mom started riding working cow horses (after years of riding english Tb’s), and leased a super cool gelding to ride, he didn’t know she was new to cutting and he got down and went to work, he went left and she went left, he went right and she went right then he just went and left mom standing on the ground where they started! He kept working the cow! Finally he quit the cow and looked at her as if to say, “why are you over there?” She still hasn’t figured out where he went, he was there then gone.
Alien Leg Wraps
I was riding a filly for some friends, I knew she could be a little skittish and was very prone to buck and buck hard, but she was being great that day, we had worked a couple of cows, practiced our rollbacks, and spins, she was tired, we were done, so I rode over to the fence, reached out and picked up a couple of polo wraps, thinking I would carry them back to the barn. HAHA, ladies and gentlemen do not try this on green horses. She made a very quick 180 in the opposite direction and proceeded to do her best imitation of an NFR saddlebronc. I made the bell, but no more.
If you ride long enough you eventually will fall off, its just a given, I figure I’m due for one every year or so, but I wish you the best of luck staying in the saddle, and remember if you do fall off get back on quick, that way no one notices.
Happy trails
